Top 15 Things People Think the '95' in 'Windows95' Really Stands For
    15. The 95 stands for average  CPH : Crash Per Hour.
    14. Bill Gates' age when it ships.
    13. The number of days until Gates tries to sell you a newer OS.
    12. The required number of megabytes of RAM to run at useable speed.
    11. The percentage that will be complete on the shipping date.
    10. The number of floppies it will ship in.
      9. The percentage of people who will have to upgrade their hardware.
      8. The number of megabytes of hard disk space required.
      7. The number of pages in the EASY-INSTALL version of the manual.
      6. The percentage of existing windoze programs that won't run in the new OS.
      5. The number of minutes to install.
      4. The number of calls to tech support before you can get it to run.
      3. The number of people who will actually PAY for the upgrade.
      2. The number of MHz required for the OS to run.
      1. The year it was due to ship. 
 На  Windows95
 
На Дондуков шум се вдига,
Windows 95 пристига.
Стефан Недов днес
сбира столицата за сеира.
Ръгва смелият пакет,
туй е Windows 95-
не е бета, не е голдън,
супер ОС-кат за продан.
Гълта памет и ресурси,
бачка в мрежа-супер сървис.
В миг дочули новината 
втурнаха се бързешката
дилъри, клиенти, преса
да се радват на прогреса.
"Stat me up" на Rolling Stones
беше първият анонс.
А компютрите, горките
хванаха се за главите-
как да смогнат в надпреварата
да намерят памет. Здравата
туй ще ги поизпоти.
Който може ще опита
шеметните 32 бита
Ала който няма памет
и ресурсите го бавят,
ще почака със прогреса
и ще си лекува стреса...
 
 

 
  Here you can find some COOL stuff
                                                                          *click on the imiges to see them large
this is the new product of MicroSugar - PieServer
The new film with WillSmith and..... 
Bill Gates - MIB (Memphis In Beta)
2 nice wallpapers from MicroSoft
 
Very nice drawing from some fans of MicroSoft
wanna see where Bill Gates  rests in peace
You can download the clip and see  Bill Gates testing The Pie  creamedgates.zip          
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This is the presentation of Winboze98 - you can see the beautiful blue screen ;) gates.302.zip    
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This is a very nice game - you have to hit Bill Gates with pies piegates.zip    
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And here is a nice song about Winboze 95 windows95.mp3    
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 And here are some COOL links:

    Here you can see Bill eating an apple pie ;-)
    This is a very nice page with a lot of funy text about MicroSoft
    Here is one pretty COOL page ;-) 
    Can you guess what is this?